Chicks I'd Like To Bang

Anonymous asked: you disgust me.

how’s taking this blog serious working out for ya?

ohaielly asked: katy perry and russel broke up

well this only makes the situation better.  
now maybe I can still hang out with him!

KATY PERRYI don’t think i’m really taking a big risk on this one.  Who doesn’t want to bang Katy Perry?  Hell, I don’t even mind she’s married to Russell Brand, he seems like a cool dude, he can appreciate me wanting to bang her.  I mean look at her.  She’s stupid hot.  She’s got a classic beauty too, like she could be a silver screen starlet from back in the day.  She’s also all cute and quirky and she’d probably be a lot of fun in bed (also see: shower/floor/couch/car/woods/dressing room)!  Some of her songs are annoying, but for a pop star, she’s really not even that bad.  Look, I don’t need to explain this to you, Katy Perry is just a chick i’d like to bang.GIVE ORAL: yup.  take a seat, Katy.RECEIVE ORAL: preferably with the purple wig onPREFERRED POSITION: A-ZINTENSITY: crazy but fun.  you know, dirty but giggly.TIME SPENT: like an all night in a hotel situation

KATY PERRY


I don’t think i’m really taking a big risk on this one.  Who doesn’t want to bang Katy Perry?  Hell, I don’t even mind she’s married to Russell Brand, he seems like a cool dude, he can appreciate me wanting to bang her.  I mean look at her.  She’s stupid hot.  She’s got a classic beauty too, like she could be a silver screen starlet from back in the day.  She’s also all cute and quirky and she’d probably be a lot of fun in bed (also see: shower/floor/couch/car/woods/dressing room)!  Some of her songs are annoying, but for a pop star, she’s really not even that bad.  Look, I don’t need to explain this to you, Katy Perry is just a chick i’d like to bang.

GIVE ORAL: yup.  take a seat, Katy.
RECEIVE ORAL: preferably with the purple wig on
PREFERRED POSITION: A-Z
INTENSITY: crazy but fun.  you know, dirty but giggly.
TIME SPENT: like an all night in a hotel situation

EMMA WATSON"Oh, come on, that’s terrible… Emma Watson?  She’s so young and innocent, she’s the Harry Potter girl for god’s sake!  What is she like 17?!"   She’s 23 thank you very much, and yes like the rest of the world i’ve been keep track.  I would like to cast some spells all over Hermione.  Chick is hot AND British.  Stop right there.  Chick i’d like to bang.GIVE ORAL: with out questionRECEIVE ORAL: no need, better things to doPREFERRED POSITION: from behind, standing upINTENSITY: that crazy but slow goodnessTIME SPENT: until my wand is out of spells  

EMMA WATSON

"Oh, come on, that’s terrible… Emma Watson?  She’s so young and innocent, she’s the Harry Potter girl for god’s sake!  What is she like 17?!"   She’s 23 thank you very much, and yes like the rest of the world i’ve been keep track.  I would like to cast some spells all over Hermione.  Chick is hot AND British.  Stop right there.  Chick i’d like to bang.

GIVE ORAL: with out question
RECEIVE ORAL: no need, better things to do
PREFERRED POSITION: from behind, standing up
INTENSITY: that crazy but slow goodness
TIME SPENT: until my wand is out of spells  

LENA HEADEYNeedless to say i’ve been terrible about updating this blog over the last million months, but I just thought about it so I figured i’d toss up a post real quick.  Lean Headey, hot, no?  Probably most famous from Game of Thrones but also in movies like The Purge and Dredd.  My favorite part about Lena is i’m pretty confident that she’d kick my ass, and that’s kind of hot.  So ya, chick i’d like to bang.GIVE ORAL: pretty sure she’d make meRECEIVE ORAL: go nutsPREFERRED POSITION: cowgirl/reverse cowgirlINTENSITY: extremely aggressiveTIME SPENT: I have to imagine until she gets off, and then she’s gone  

LENA HEADEY


Needless to say i’ve been terrible about updating this blog over the last million months, but I just thought about it so I figured i’d toss up a post real quick.  Lean Headey, hot, no?  Probably most famous from Game of Thrones but also in movies like The Purge and Dredd.  My favorite part about Lena is i’m pretty confident that she’d kick my ass, and that’s kind of hot.  So ya, chick i’d like to bang.


GIVE ORAL: pretty sure she’d make me
RECEIVE ORAL: go nuts
PREFERRED POSITION: cowgirl/reverse cowgirl
INTENSITY: extremely aggressive
TIME SPENT: I have to imagine until she gets off, and then she’s gone  

VERA FARMIGALook, here’s the long and the short of it.  I have been slacking on this blog big time because I’ve been really busy.  But I feel like it had some momentum so I’m going to attempt to pick it back up.  That being said, I don’t really have time to get into how I would bang Vera Farmiga.  But let me assure you, I would.  Vera Farmiga, a chick i’d like to bang.GIVE ORAL: yupRECEIVE ORAL: yupPREFERRED POSITION: idk, let’s say… doggy?INTENSITY: eh, pretty roughTIME SPENT: at least 4 times as long as I spent on this blog entry.  

VERA FARMIGA


Look, here’s the long and the short of it.  I have been slacking on this blog big time because I’ve been really busy.  But I feel like it had some momentum so I’m going to attempt to pick it back up.  That being said, I don’t really have time to get into how I would bang Vera Farmiga.  But let me assure you, I would.  Vera Farmiga, a chick i’d like to bang.


GIVE ORAL: yup
RECEIVE ORAL: yup
PREFERRED POSITION: idk, let’s say… doggy?
INTENSITY: eh, pretty rough
TIME SPENT: at least 4 times as long as I spent on this blog entry.  

TOTALLY SLACKING LATELY, I’M SORRY ALRIGHT?!  I’LL POST MORE BANGABLE CHICKS IN THE NEAR FUTURE, PROMISE!

JULIANNE MOOREAlright, the red head thing is probably getting old, but I can’t help it!  I HAVE A PROBLEM AND YOU SHOULD RESPECT THAT!  Sorry.  Anyway, Julianne has been bangable for some time now.  Can we talk about her in Boogie Nights real quick?  Well, except of course for all the depressing shit.  But the sexy parts, right?  I was watching The Big Lebowski the other day and realized even when she’s an obscure character she’s still very hot.  So, Julianne Moore, a chick i’d like to bang.GIVE ORAL: until she cums, at least onceRECEIVE ORAL: red head, so yesPREFERRED POSITION: up on a kitchen counterINTENSITY: slow, but roughTIME SPENT: let’s say… 2 hours

JULIANNE MOORE


Alright, the red head thing is probably getting old, but I can’t help it!  I HAVE A PROBLEM AND YOU SHOULD RESPECT THAT!  Sorry.  Anyway, Julianne has been bangable for some time now.  Can we talk about her in Boogie Nights real quick?  Well, except of course for all the depressing shit.  But the sexy parts, right?  I was watching The Big Lebowski the other day and realized even when she’s an obscure character she’s still very hot.  So, Julianne Moore, a chick i’d like to bang.

GIVE ORAL: until she cums, at least once
RECEIVE ORAL: red head, so yes
PREFERRED POSITION: up on a kitchen counter
INTENSITY: slow, but rough
TIME SPENT: let’s say… 2 hours

AUSTIN WHITENo, I’ve never visited a cam model website.  No, that’s totally not what this chick is from.  Ok, so that is what she’s from.  And yes, ok, so i’ve been to the site.  GET OFF MY BACK!  She’s apparently some incredibly famous “cam model.”  That seems to really be all she’s known for, but hey, kudos for her for making a killing of chumps online.  Either way, she’s hotter than hell.  Like, what the crap?  The red hair and the straight bangs kill me, but her body is stupid.  You really can’t even tell in this picture, but look her up, it’s stupid.  Austin White, chick i’d like to bang.GIVE ORAL: over and over and overRECEIVE ORAL: yes, pleasePREFERRED POSITION: i’d put her through the gauntletINTENSITY: I think I made myself clear with that “gauntlet” bitTIME SPENT: now and forever

AUSTIN WHITE

No, I’ve never visited a cam model website.  No, that’s totally not what this chick is from.  Ok, so that is what she’s from.  And yes, ok, so i’ve been to the site.  GET OFF MY BACK!  She’s apparently some incredibly famous “cam model.”  That seems to really be all she’s known for, but hey, kudos for her for making a killing of chumps online.  Either way, she’s hotter than hell.  Like, what the crap?  The red hair and the straight bangs kill me, but her body is stupid.  You really can’t even tell in this picture, but look her up, it’s stupid.  Austin White, chick i’d like to bang.

GIVE ORAL: over and over and over
RECEIVE ORAL: yes, please
PREFERRED POSITION: i’d put her through the gauntlet
INTENSITY: I think I made myself clear with that “gauntlet” bit
TIME SPENT: now and forever

EMILIA CLARKEThe great and seemingly powerful Daenerys Targaryen.  She can be my Khaleesi anytime.  Not just sexy, but beautiful.  Absolutely one of a kind stunning.  Another prime example of the not just bang, but marry type.  Her eyes are captivating to say the least.  Oh, also them titties, amirite people?  Anyway, Emilia Clarke, a chick i’d like to bang and/or marry… but mostly bang.GIVE ORAL: if Khaleesi should ask for it.  (yes, most definitely)RECEIVE ORAL: briefly.  would prefer her face in my face.PREFERRED POSITION: anything with her on top, facing me.INTENSITY: what some may refer to as “love making”?TIME SPENT: until her dragons are full size

EMILIA CLARKE


The great and seemingly powerful Daenerys Targaryen.  She can be my Khaleesi anytime.  Not just sexy, but beautiful.  Absolutely one of a kind stunning.  Another prime example of the not just bang, but marry type.  Her eyes are captivating to say the least.  Oh, also them titties, amirite people?  Anyway, Emilia Clarke, a chick i’d like to bang and/or marry… but mostly bang.

GIVE ORAL: if Khaleesi should ask for it.  (yes, most definitely)
RECEIVE ORAL: briefly.  would prefer her face in my face.
PREFERRED POSITION: anything with her on top, facing me.
INTENSITY: what some may refer to as “love making”?
TIME SPENT: until her dragons are full size